#also that’s very on brand for them LMAO

[gabessquishytum]

Hob and Dream getting married and they haven't had sex yet (for Plot Reasons. maybe it's canon-ish, maybe it's an AU of some kind, idk)

on their wedding night, Hob learns he's not going to be having sex with Dream- at least, not right away. you see, Dream is just. too big. Hob needs to be prepared.

and what better way to prepare him than let the Dreamthings fuck him first?

(Hob is all for it, of course; it's as much a gift as it is a way to connect him to the Dreaming properly. when Dream fucks and cums inside of him at the end, Hob will be as magically connected to the Dreaming as Dream himself is)

(this is also how Hob finds out that Dream can change his appearance, size included. he's too fucked out to care lmao)

I'm obsessed. I have this wonderful mental image of the dreamfolk all lining up in Dream’s throneroom in order of smallest to largest. Some of them are actually too small, like the microbial dreams, but they're still allowed to watch! The new consort of the dreaming is bent over the seat of Dream’s throne, waiting patiently for his first new lover...

Dream is also watching very smugly as the dreamfolk, all of them aspects of his own being, each take their turn with his husband. Each fucks a little more of the dreaming's essence into Hob’s waiting body, each of them leaves the brand of the dreaming on his skin. Hob becomes a kind of receptacle, utterly filled to the brim with Dream, and he's so glad that he waited for this. The ecstacy is unmatched.

It's even better when Dream finally splits Hob open on his own massive cock. Hob responds perfectly to his husband and accepts him eagerly. The dreamcum sloshing around inside him practically sings as Dream fucks him full for the final time. Hob knows that he's forever changed by the experience and it's so power, so orgasmic, he can hardly remember his own name!

Perhaps he'll stay in the dreaming for a little honeymoon - he'll need time to recover. And he might need to experience it all over again. He's pretty sure that he's addicted to his husband's very being... and he needs it inside him. Now.

[brianskangs]

DAY6 TRIPLE CROWN 🏆🏆🏆 (2024 KGMA) Best Band | Best Song | Grand Performer

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[faunandfloraas]

i saw ur tags earlier and i have, a controversial take for all the stays out there, but. i'll be honest i don't like LVs designs and i feel like they have Not #slayed with a lot of the styles they've put lix in

Me reading this

[torchstelechos]

Siffrin and Loop are the same person like Coke Cola and Shasta Cola are the same thing, which basically means they sure did start with the same idea but fuck is the outcome super different despite their similarities

[lottieurl]

why don’t you carry me home

care by robot koch

[too-many-paper-cranes]

oh hey the video is public now so i can post on tumblr about this without sounding insane! anyway everyone should go watch me and a few other speedrunners hunt fire for sport (randomizer edition)

[akkivee]

ichiro’s new outfit is kinda cute!!!!! 🤭

[zahra-hydris]

starfield is very fun, but it continues the modern Bethesda tradition of mixing some truly wild game design choices with some basic ass writing

[hella1975]

for the first time EVER i have spent actual Big Bucks on jewellery and im so so excited about it. another bisexual win!

[todayisafridaynight]

me and my sister went to the mall today and we ran into hot topic so fucking fast it was unbelievable. me and my sister are literal opposites when it comes to fashion. she picked pink, pastel shit like she was trying to be all uwu kawaii meanwhile im just standing here with my arms full of emo and goth shit, i legit felt like daigo and masato with all this emo drip i had walked out with. (p.s. they should put yakuza stuff in hot topic if they havent already because i have yet to have any yakuza related things in my room </3 also hot topic is like the only store i will shop at)

im so sorry to say these words to you but reading this reminded me of my immortal

[tenrose]

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but since the beginning of this inflation shit, the hardest thing to find in grocery stores is cat food 🤷

[sanstropfremir]

Hi! Have you seen that nct jaehyun, dooyoung and jungwoo made a sub-unit? Their song is called perfume and it is just SO FUN! The song itself reminds me of some of the old suju songs because the beat is so fun and makes you wanna dance, but the choreography is also ridiculously fun! You should check it out) I was reading your posts about the lack of fun in kpop, and this was honestly very refreshing to see. The mini-album is also quite good, and they even did a live-band cover of their songs. As always, nct guys are incredibly talented musically, good job

i actually really did not like their release....or their subunit.....or the album............

[pharawee]

oh no lmao A Boss and a Babe is a game dev BL?? This literally hits too close to home I'm 🥴

[shannonsketches]

It isn’t potential, though. Vegeta is famously, canonically, interesting and complex and well written, despite the anime’s best efforts to stifle it. The nuggets you get from Toei are what survived them scraping off Toriyama’s (very good, highly skilled) storytelling and character writing to focus on making Goku as plastic and stiff as the action figures they use the series to market (which Toriyama actively, vocally, and repeatedly did not want or like).

when u like a character for their potential to be interesting and complex more than how they’re actually written

[narutomaki]

people at work really genuinely trying to "kids these days" me backing out of the conversation SSOOOOO fast when I go "Yeah I know it sucks that the education system has been failing them in so many ways" LMFAO like yes hello we are fundamentally different people. she was like "Well yeah I guess. I do think the schools are thinking about implementing it (cursive) back into the ciriculum at least which will be good"

different co worker also tried to get me to side with the company for taking away our ability to use our discounts at the SCO bcus some employees were stealing. and I was just like. "Well thats stupid. not letting us use our discounts isn't go to lower over all employee theft rates at all. but it sure does make me less inclined to shop here because I hate waiting in line." and the Kombucha girl face journey she went on was very endearing tbh